Q. What bird is twice the size of a can?

A. A toucan.

Q. Were does an elephant keep their belongings?

A. In their trunk.

Q. How did the shark hurt his mouth?

A. From flapping his jaws.

Q. Why doesn't a porcupine have any friends?

A. He's stuck up.

Q. What bug got to much sun?

A. A red ant.

Q. How do you make lemon out of melon?

A. Change the letters around.  

Q. Guess were I swim?

A.  In the water.
 

Q. Guess what I eat?

A. Food

Q. What do you call a bug that dances in the yard?

A. A grasshopper.

Q. What's the tackiest thing in the world 

A. A bulletin board with many tacks

Q. What would a kangaroo name his son

A.  Mini  Roo.

Q. How do you make a bug into fruit?

A. You SQUASH it.

Q. Why did the worm join the army? 

A. He wanted to be an army worm.

Q. What did a crow say to another when he found a road kill?

A. Look it's a dead give a way.